The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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