I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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