We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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