Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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