On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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