Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
