i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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