I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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