I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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