thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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