david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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