Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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