i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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