yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
one two three fourrrrnication!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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