Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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