I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you would pick up someone in the library
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
