its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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