she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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