We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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