What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I can feel your judgement through the phone
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS