I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
now i know why i became what i already was.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Please don't give away my fajitas