I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just took my morning after pill in the library
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices