Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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