i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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