Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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