i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
