who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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