did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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