I wish I could punch you in the face.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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