Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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