YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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