found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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