there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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