4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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