Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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