it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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