I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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