TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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