if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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