if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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