Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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