dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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