THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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