There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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