what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
