I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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