Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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