We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I forget how to act sober
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