Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
