who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He did a backflip because drugs
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