What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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