It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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