I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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