I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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