Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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